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RT @brido: The Holmeses are in Hawaii (must be nice) so we have 🍔LA Burg this week! Can't wait to try! Plus comedy from the tr… https://t.co/VIIgQ3QQx1
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Can someone please talk to my husband about aliens so I don’t have to
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RT @JoeListComedy: Hey @Twitter you once said there would come a time when I could break off and start my own family. Until today I wo… https://t.co/m5mCQECCNN
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Tell the strawberry moon to lower gas prices or suck my ass
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Grocery store music is my fucking JAM